The one about my weird brother

Me *lying on my bed
Alex *comes into my room to look into the full length mirror

Me - 'Where are you going later?'
Alex - 'Meeting Darius go play pool'
Alex - *thinks
Alex - 'Is it very gay ah?'
Me - 'Hur?'
Alex - 'Is it true girls always go Kallang to meet guys?'
Me - *perplexed
Me - 'For what? Go to the sea sports club ah?'
Alex - 'Ya. Look at the canoing guys.'
Me - 'Don't know leh. I have a membership and I don't go much also much less go see guys'
Alex - 'Fuck la... like that... everytime I go there canoe... Then I look so unfit'
Alex - *does muscle-y poses into the mirror
Me - 'Aiya Bukit Batok girls don't go Kallang to see guys la. Too far'

Alex leaves the room.

Me thinks.

Me *goes into Alex's room.

Me - 'Eh have you been reading my copy of Her World?'
Alex - 'Ya'
Me - 'What?!'
Alex - 'It's nice to read what'

So that's where my brother gets his flirting tips from... Hmmm. Whahaha.