Haha... Just read the Jack Handey book 'Deeper Thoughts'

If I was executed by injections, I'd clean up my cell real neat. Then, when they came to get me, I'd say, "Injections? I thought you said 'inspection'" They'd probably feel real bad, and maybe I could get out of it

Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess was why several of us died of tuberculosis

Lol